When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

just use the electric meat carving knife we got like I had told her to use?

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

People like you make me feel normal.

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

Are you that bored? I mean, come on. Can't you be a little more creative?

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

maybe she just loves the action.

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

She has problems following directions or she is

small- appliance impaired!

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

because wives don't like to be told what to do

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

stupid

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

wow, couldn't you have come up with a better story than that.

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

So did she do a good job?

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

Obviously you are not dead by it cause you posted this question. Hope the cut looks good. :-)

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

You must be bored out of your mind buddy. Nobody would survive that if someone was doing that.

Good luck with your boredom.

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

Just be glad she missed ur neck!

When I woke up this morning my wife was cutting my hair with a weedwacker, why didn't she?

between this and the duct tape you got issues....geez be more creative maybe next time she can cut a little lower it'll make you just right..